The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest — Humor by K.E. Flann

Today’s Top Posts:

Car break-in, rosary stolen

Car break-in—they’re baaack!

Stolen Ghosts

Water smells of sulfur

Thunderstorms could be on the way

Join my group: Modern Day Witch

Today’s Top Posts:

Lady stealing from elders

Flip phone is missing

Can’t find onion soup bowls

Seeking hip replacement toilet seat

Missing Florida ID

Lacking computer help.

Today’s Top Posts:

Something wonderful is going to happen…

Spa for free

Celebrity Sighting

Free birthday parade

EVERY SUNDAY, there will be a flea market

A tan Pug strutting down the sidewalk.

Today’s Top Posts:

Pie hunt

Pie parade

Are you a home baker?

This is where to get pies

Looking for a loving home 

for Cookie.

Today’s Top Posts:

Never understood why folks 

add sugar to their grits

It is abominable despite its reputation

Even the exterminator thinks 

this is unsavory

I like doing pancakes with onion rings!

They are a bonded pair. 

Today’s Top Posts:

I just saw this thing in the alley

Anybody recognize this?

Very odd.

What is it?

Let’s get it!

Make me an offer—no clue what it is.

Today’s Top Posts:

Anyone lose a cat?

Do you recognize this kitten?

Have you seen this cat?

Is anyone missing a kitten?

Anyone missing a cat?

Is this someone’s “Hewwo” Kitty?

Is anyone good at catching cats?

Today’s Top Posts:

What’s your favorite candy?

Kit Kat is found!

The kids are thrilled!

ISO of a Dentist

Need dental cleaning

Choppers.

Today’s Top Posts:

Is anyone else interested in creating 

a relaxed poetry club?

For all cat lovers!

For all pizza lovers!

For all ocean lovers! 

Let’s search the ground for flat rocks. 

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